So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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