He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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