im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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