so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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