doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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