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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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