What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
So many bounce houses so little time
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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