She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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