i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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