ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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