I wish i was in the wii world.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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