Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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