bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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