think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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