What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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