Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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