Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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