You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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