am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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