Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
is it fun? or sober?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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