girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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