Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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