"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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