What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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