You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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