I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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