Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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