Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
How does one acquire holy water?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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