I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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