On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
How does one acquire holy water?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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