D3 body, D1 cock
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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