are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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