yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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