So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
home. puking in laundry basket.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize