Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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