i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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