isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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