I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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