could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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