I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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