omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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