Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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