i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Let's get the cat blown out
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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