Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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