you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
third nipple confirmed
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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