Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We are two peas in an std pod
We just shotgunned beers for America
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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