Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
The struggles of a small town man whore
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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