I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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