We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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