You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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