have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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