I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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