physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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